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20070627 : 8:05 PM
IN SEARCH OF THE HOBO that elusive creature that dwells in urbana Hobo {noun}: Hobo is a term that refers to a subculture of wandering homeless people, particularly those who make a habit of hopping freight trains. The iconic image of a hobo is that of a downtrodden, shabbily-dressed and perhaps drunken male, one that was solidified in American culture during the Great Depression. -wikipedia Today, hotshot reporter Carissa and her [not that faithful but willing to go along for the heck of it] news crew are on the prowl to catch sight of one of these hobos! this particular hobo we caught on camera was a native of local urbana, but he had recently been moved to US urbana for educational purposes. would he be able to adapt once more? 1st SIGHTING: Yamaha
here, you see him checking out guitar strings. the crew kept their distance, wondering if it was safe to approach. what if he ran for it?
he turned and spotted us! note the shaggy unkempt hairstyle, finding nemo shirt and that HARH? expression. this particular specimen, we concluded, was evidently a nocturnal creature from his tumbled-out-of-bed aura.
Carissa [not so] discreetly follows as he moves on to another part of urbana! the news crew fidget nervously behind the camera. what if the hobo got lost?  Carissa got sidetracked by candy. where's the hobo?!  Carissa refuses to budge without her candy fix. NOOOO~ Carissa the hobo's on the move! 2nd STOP: B&Js  Seraphine, our [not so prominent but kinda useful when you need someone to poke] co-worker giggles excitedly. her chance to sit right next to the hobo! [what's he doing in B&Js? beats me. ] he's studying the menu now.. just look at that intense concentration..  Seraphine: hi everyone, i'm Seraphine, and i'm cute. yay.  *big gasp* oh noes! what's the hobo doing being so vulgar? is he trying to communicate with us? *cough*look at his elbow*cough*  yeah, i'm good. good hobos deserve exclusives like these. >: D  no, that ain't a zombie with a talisman, it's Carissa holding up tickets for F4! sadly, no cameras were allowed in the theatre.  meet issac. he's our *insert misc term* co-worker too! golly gee. he gets an exclusive shot with the hobo! [because there aren't much shots of him. : D]  come on, you know you want to.. NO. says the hobo. and apparently decapitates himself.  "no, see, the hobo's handsign for peace was this, and you did the sign for i wanna eat you, which is why he tried to use that emergency tactic to escape from you.. "  "random shot!" both turn around and strikes a pose instantly  "oh noes, no pictures, no flash! [my skin can't take it]"  "i wonder where he's going next?" oh well. who cares. XDDDD  GROUP SHOT!! [wth is with my mouth. damn.]  [nicer?] GROUP SHOT!! and that concludes the end of the exclusive of IN SEARCH OF THE HOBO. for more enquiries, please contact Carissa. if you would like an autographed photo of the hobo himself, do contact us as well. : D ok that was just kinda mean of me to do stuff like that. but anyways, WELCOME BACK JEREMY. : D i guess this is something like a welcome gift thing? it's been so long since we had fun [and a little at your expense] : D |
the round one.
Just your average human specimen wanting to be something more. Also has an absurd fondness for potatoes and shoes, among other things.
what i want.
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